Level 1
[X]You've played a video game
[X]You've won a video game
[X]You own at least one gaming console
[X]You own at least one video game
[X]You've Unlocked an Achievement/Trophy
Score: 5

Level 2
[X]You've captured a flag and successfully returned it to base
[ ]You've gone on a "killing spree" until someone became a "kill joy" and fragged you
[X]You've spent hours trying to beat one level only to realize it could be beaten in minutes
[X]You've skipped dinner just to beat/advance a level
[X]You hang out with friends to play video games
Score: 9

Level 3
[ ]You've unlocked 100% in a game, including the hidden easter eggs
[X]You quote game characters and recall iconic moments
[ ]You play with and without the "Smashball" and own every time
[ ]You've played on every major console since the NES
[X]You own three or more consoles and at least one handheld
Score: 11

Final Level
[ ]You go to your local gamestore and the merchant greets you like an old friend
[ ]You participate in tournaments even if you don't win
[ ]You've beaten a game in less than 24 hours... then beat it again
[X]You accomplish something and sing the Final Fantasy victory fanfare to yourself
[X]You found out the Cake is a lie.
Score: 13

Game Over!
Total Score: 13


Final Score Calculation -
1-5: Noob
You call yourself a gamer? You run in circles in Halo, firing in random directions. You drop the flag in in Unreal Tournament and always self-ko yourself in Smash Brothers. Either practice our gtfo.

6-10: Moderate Gamer
Okay, so you've played online and offline. You can score points and have fun. You're what a majority of people who play games are; you play to have fun.

11-15: Gamer
Nothing feels more comfortable than a controller in your hands. Whatever the game you play, you know it by heart after just a few minutes. You may not be the best player, but you can frag your friends and lead a team to victory online. You know the lingo, you know the levels, you are a gamer.

16-20: 1337 Gamer
You're the guy who owns online. You're the guy who pisses off even close friends with your amazing skills. You're the elite, the alpha and omega. You don't just play a game, you live it. The cake may be a lie, but your score isn't.